Members only · airflow only
Twelve fans.One face.
The internet's leading subscription platform for oscillating appliances that have all somehow ended up with the same guy's head bolted to the hub. Nobody has explained it. The airflow is excellent.
12Creators
2,400CFM combined
1Face, reused
0Explanations
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Membership
Billed per revolution
Draft
$0
- Access to one (1) fan on Low
- Face visible at 40% opacity
- Cannot request oscillation
Full breeze
$4/mo
- All twelve fans, all speeds
- Oscillation on demand
- Direct messages, answered by a fan
- Behind-the-grille content
Wind tunnel
$99/mo
- Everything above, at once
- Your name laser-etched on a blade
- Personal weather
- Hair: gone
Questions
Asked at high volume
Why is it the same face on every fan?
Licensing. We acquired one face and the contract said "unlimited units."
Is Tim aware of this website?
Tim is aware of airflow. Beyond that we do not speculate.
Can I cancel?
Yes. Unplug the fan and the subscription ends immediately.
Do the fans read my messages?
They blow on them until the words come off. This is functionally the same as reading.
Is this affiliated with any similarly named platform?
No. This one is about fans. The appliance kind. Please move at least 18 inches away from the blades.